i am a moni expert. contact me today and we fogure out ur business plans with moneymaking strategies like smart investments, work-money balance and betting-bingo.

i suggest u read up on money beforehand in my book “how to make money”, by maria friedrich (thats me btw, im maria friedrich, the person who wrote the book “how to make money”).

i hope my revenue plans r of som use to u peeps.

alt image (blahaj zone)

EDIT: the reason i made this post is cuz - whenever i use this laptop here, i feel like some wana-be business slobbbby kinda person- cuz its a business kinda thinkpad—

so thats why i made this, to kinda put those… feelings into words. i kinda feel like a macbook user in a starbucks with a scarf and piercings, wearing some weird fancy hat while havin som weirdly styled book on the side and a pencil in my hand, even tho i got no paper to write onto- but i feel about two times cooler, cuz its not a macbook >v<

EDIT2: i upgraded the resolution from 800 pixlz to 1300 px. so now u can read most stuff bettr - while still staying under 0.2MB

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      7·
      24 hours ago

      naw, father doesnt have moni, just wants to see his business kids make business and get rich. he doesnt even want the möni, hes just there for the feels-

      (i dont actually have a business btw, this is a funi post-)

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
        3·
        23 hours ago

        (i dont actually have a business btw, this is a funi post-)

        i know i know, im just memeing because of the “housing investments” thing.
        That kinda thing sounds good in theory but in practice if you dont have a million euros to start with, then its never gonna happen.

        Reminded me of the “small loan of a million dollars” that Trump got from his father.