i am a moni expert. contact me today and we fogure out ur business plans with moneymaking strategies like smart investments, work-money balance and betting-bingo.

i suggest u read up on money beforehand in my book “how to make money”, by maria friedrich (thats me btw, im maria friedrich, the person who wrote the book “how to make money”).

i hope my revenue plans r of som use to u peeps.

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EDIT: the reason i made this post is cuz - whenever i use this laptop here, i feel like some wana-be business slobbbby kinda person- cuz its a business kinda thinkpad—

so thats why i made this, to kinda put those… feelings into words. i kinda feel like a macbook user in a starbucks with a scarf and piercings, wearing some weird fancy hat while havin som weirdly styled book on the side and a pencil in my hand, even tho i got no paper to write onto- but i feel about two times cooler, cuz its not a macbook >v<

EDIT2: i upgraded the resolution from 800 pixlz to 1300 px. so now u can read most stuff bettr - while still staying under 0.2MB

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      51·
      1 day ago

      well i mean like - yeaaaaa - but im cosplaying as an evil bisness owner.,. u kno?.. thads like -… umm - like cosplaying as a som mass murdrdr! but like - more socially accepted somehow…,

        • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
          41·
          1 day ago

          okay, i got a real question now, somethin ive been wondering abiut for quite some time. And this is like - not even a joke rlli:

          how about, despute everything, i actually go and learn the finance stuff? how about - i go learn finance stff and how to do da bisnss stuffs - and then become the nost boring job - a super boring whatever consultant - but like - i actually go for it - but like - im not boring… while still delivering that boring literally-who-cares asthetic businesses r lookin for…

          like - i wouldnt do it for the möni, just for the storytelling or whatever. kinda like how i assume a god woukd at some point want to experience the saddest lifes of his creations, id wana experience the bottom of the barrel, the cream of the bin - the boring consultant. im just - im just surprised that these jibs even still exist… like - howwwwww— how? like - how - how - how- how - ? - - - ? ? ? ? how… how? how do these soulless jobs still exist. i cant see it… rant over.

          • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneMEnglish
            2·
            1 day ago

            The jobs exist because they help rich people stay rich. They aren’t economically useless, just societally useless like most labor of wealth.

            I personally find economics very interesting, but what I find especially interesting is how easily the very rules of economics explain why our economic system is bullshit. Once you get past all the jargon and obfuscation of what their economic strategies actually are, you realize our entire economy is in a death spiral in which all real value is stripped from society. The foundations of a productive economy are rotted away while nothing but the violent enforcers remain. This is the fate of every neoliberal economy.

            • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
              2·
              23 hours ago

              i agree, the actual like - actual aconomics stuffs can be interesting… it just feels so deeply immoral when its really just about keepin som rich peeos rich–or richer ;(((((((