i am a moni expert. contact me today and we fogure out ur business plans with moneymaking strategies like smart investments, work-money balance and betting-bingo.

i suggest u read up on money beforehand in my book “how to make money”, by maria friedrich (thats me btw, im maria friedrich, the person who wrote the book “how to make money”).

i hope my revenue plans r of som use to u peeps.

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EDIT: the reason i made this post is cuz - whenever i use this laptop here, i feel like some wana-be business slobbbby kinda person- cuz its a business kinda thinkpad—

so thats why i made this, to kinda put those… feelings into words. i kinda feel like a macbook user in a starbucks with a scarf and piercings, wearing some weird fancy hat while havin som weirdly styled book on the side and a pencil in my hand, even tho i got no paper to write onto- but i feel about two times cooler, cuz its not a macbook >v<

EDIT2: i upgraded the resolution from 800 pixlz to 1300 px. so now u can read most stuff bettr - while still staying under 0.2MB

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      18 hours ago

      butbutbtubut… in this post im a business owner!!! it doesnt get any worse!!! im the opposite of good here, im the oppisite of mister robin hood…,…

        • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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          18 hours ago

          well i mean like - yeaaaaa - but im cosplaying as an evil bisness owner.,. u kno?.. thads like -… umm - like cosplaying as a som mass murdrdr! but like - more socially accepted somehow…,

            • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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              17 hours ago

              okay, i got a real question now, somethin ive been wondering abiut for quite some time. And this is like - not even a joke rlli:

              how about, despute everything, i actually go and learn the finance stuff? how about - i go learn finance stff and how to do da bisnss stuffs - and then become the nost boring job - a super boring whatever consultant - but like - i actually go for it - but like - im not boring… while still delivering that boring literally-who-cares asthetic businesses r lookin for…

              like - i wouldnt do it for the möni, just for the storytelling or whatever. kinda like how i assume a god woukd at some point want to experience the saddest lifes of his creations, id wana experience the bottom of the barrel, the cream of the bin - the boring consultant. im just - im just surprised that these jibs even still exist… like - howwwwww— how? like - how - how - how- how - ? - - - ? ? ? ? how… how? how do these soulless jobs still exist. i cant see it… rant over.

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                The jobs exist because they help rich people stay rich. They aren’t economically useless, just societally useless like most labor of wealth.

                I personally find economics very interesting, but what I find especially interesting is how easily the very rules of economics explain why our economic system is bullshit. Once you get past all the jargon and obfuscation of what their economic strategies actually are, you realize our entire economy is in a death spiral in which all real value is stripped from society. The foundations of a productive economy are rotted away while nothing but the violent enforcers remain. This is the fate of every neoliberal economy.

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                  14 hours ago

                  i agree, the actual like - actual aconomics stuffs can be interesting… it just feels so deeply immoral when its really just about keepin som rich peeos rich–or richer ;(((((((

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    15 hours ago

    could you tell me what that program is? i’m sort of looking for something to take notes on that integrates well with gnome

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      its rnote. Its unreasonabky good, its got great like - shape tools and such - and its… yea - its good. got settings. but for sooooome reason it keeps crashing on my lappytoppynotielittlebookie when i tap some buttons… so umm - maybe i should… not use the testing branch.

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    17 hours ago

    I’m just jealous because that’s a fancy laptoppy. I don’t recognize the distro probably because I haven’t used it, but I like the style, so may I ask what distro you’re using?

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      eh,… the distro doesnt matter - its just the gnome desktop environment.

      im using fedora, but im sure some fedi peeps will yell at me and u and tell us we should use arch, sooooo - distro doesnt matter. use ur current one and install gnome additionally, so u can switch back easily if ya do t like it-

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        I use ubuntu because I like triggering the arch users tee hee.

        Thank you for the feedback, it’s honestly been a decade since I took a look at vanilla gnome and it’s looking pretty nice these days.

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          yeag, iguess using ubuntu is a great way to troll- even annoys me, and im not even some supremist or whatevr-

          anyway, yeaaa testing different desktops is fun <3 the ease of switching is… so nice ~ ~

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            17 hours ago

            even annoys me

            I’m sorry. You’re one of the nicest and sweetest people on here, I didn’t mean to annoy you. If it helps, I use the KDE minimal install which doesn’t install snaps since that’s what most folks seem to hate about ubuntu.

    • maria [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      18 hours ago

      naw, father doesnt have moni, just wants to see his business kids make business and get rich. he doesnt even want the möni, hes just there for the feels-

      (i dont actually have a business btw, this is a funi post-)

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        18 hours ago

        (i dont actually have a business btw, this is a funi post-)

        i know i know, im just memeing because of the “housing investments” thing.
        That kinda thing sounds good in theory but in practice if you dont have a million euros to start with, then its never gonna happen.

        Reminded me of the “small loan of a million dollars” that Trump got from his father.