Baguette of holding

I’m not impressed because there are actually 0 calories, flavor, or nutritional value in computer renderings of food.

I’ll take the diamond please, and limitless hot showers conveniently while I drive.

It really is. It provides access to millions of people all over the world, it’s available 24/7, never gets tired, never judges, lets me come & go unannounced whenever I please, it satisfies a huge percentage of interactive human needs.

Also life can beat a person down like this until we inadvertently become aromantic asexual not of our own choosing.

By then I’ve lost interest & would rather commence doomscrolling.

lash her pussy with your tongue, skilfully, long, and mercilessly, when she shows ready, and let her cum wildly, until she is gasping with pleasure, and spent!

Easier said than done. Most women feel absolutely nothing when you try this on us. You spend hours down there, your jaw reaches muscle failure, and no objective has been achieved apart from a thorough crotch cleaning with your rancid saliva. You needn’t wonder why we’re man-loathing raging bitches who prefer our vibrators to unsatisfactory human touch.

Wow, he was born in 1759.

MUCH better!!

8647!!

I counted twice. There are 13 horses

Makes sense because Homer was holding a camera, not a baseball bat.

No, but THIS is:

Extra fat on any living creature is unhealthy & imposes limitations.

0/5 I didn’t have rice so I used maggots, and those bastards ate all the chicken.

Maybe the parents of those children are going about life all wrong. Those children are exhibiting learned behaviors that at the very least haven’t been discouraged or corrected. Then those parents chose YOU, a person uncomfortable with children, to be alone with them for an indeterminate amount of time? The parents need parenting classes and they need to hire licensed vetted babysitters.

I’m not trying to be better. I’m simply doubling down on the objective fact I stated, and no further explanation is required. Extra fat on any living creature is unhealthy & imposes limitations.

But he was AMAZINGLY fun & great dancer & oozing sexuality & humor & attractiveness then suddenly he was blubbering all over the stage. It was a noteworthy transformation.

True. Because I went down that Thumpasaurus rabbit hole a few years ago. Great band, charismatic sexy front man but as they were becoming more well-known & touring, front man started developing a dad bod. It was tragic.

One day recently I was FOUR HOURS EARLY to a doctor appointment. On the way there I happened to pass by Disneyland so I spontaneously stopped & played there for 3 hours. Best day ever.

How did he fake being right-handed?

I’m naturally right-handed and I’ve tried to do things left-handed before and it is insanely difficult, maddening really.