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10 months agoNo one: Literally no one: Not a single American soul: That’s communism!
The Post Ninja


No one: Literally no one: Not a single American soul: That’s communism!

bike, stick, wheel, pain
A victim of an unfortunate smelting accident…

All you all buying houses on the Florida coast… I hope you like swimming in your living room
“chains required except 4wd”
4wd driver: “I can ice skate on worn all season tires because 4wd”
Also 4wd driver: “Halp ice is slippery and 4wd is not enough”


Subaru: What am I, chopped liver?
Later
Mario: “Say-a hello to my little friend!”
ALPHA! RITA HAS ESCAPED! RECRUIT A TEAM OF TEENS WITH ATTITUDE!
(Guitar solo INTENSIFIES)