The only voice of reason here

It’s all pixels you imbeciles, being looked at through glass!

It’s regulated in my town. They put all kinds of shit in it. For reasons.

Oh yeah, can you drink out of the glasses on my face??

Must be nice to have legs to stand on, I’m handicapped you asshole!

Not really, but if I was, you’d be an asshole, you asshole. Plus, anyone drinking vodka with a straw is an asshole, man.