Look here at Mr. Parmiggiano fresco accepting anything without checking how many years it’s been aged, prf… /j
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No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.worldto
Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•mee meee meeeeEnglish
31·6 months agoGirl_who’s_not_gonna_be_ok

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.worldto
Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•Flight route from San Francisco to Dubai. Two maps, two perspectives.
3·7 months agoYou were a kid, not stupid, these are the ideas that push boundaries don’t feel bad for having them.
Going full ORTBO here: They seem horrified at what they see, which lying on her side with her back facing the camera, but her head twisted to look back at what the person holding the camera is doing.

They were part of this Missy Eliott song start, that went mainstream in the US
Do it the day of the ides of march it’ll be so funny.
It gives you the woke virus.
So you’re a rose-apple, welp sorry you feel singled out.
Bogdabots
You have a chip. Bongnabots, seriously look it up.
Oh no the original NTF!
Laughs in “Team Despacito” garments.
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.worldto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Me when I see the youths posting online [Rule]
18·1 year agoSome Ohio rizz Fr Fr Fr
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.worldto
Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•Labour Day on 1st of May
2·2 years agoHere just this morning we were talking about this at work, chat gpt answered it:
The distinction between International Workers’ Day on May 1 and Labor Day in the United States, which is celebrated on the first Monday in September, arises from historical and political reasons. While International Workers’ Day was established to commemorate the Haymarket affair and to symbolize the struggles and solidarity of the labor movement worldwide, the U.S. government chose to avoid celebrating Labor Day on May 1, partly to dissociate it from any socialist and anarchist movements that had adopted May Day as their day of celebration.
Instead, the United States adopted Labor Day as a federal holiday in 1894 following a proposal by the labor movement to honor the American worker. The choice of September was influenced by the successful first celebration of Labor Day on September 5, 1882, in New York City, organized by the Central Labor Union. This date was selected partly because it was midway between Independence Day and Thanksgiving, providing a holiday in the long gap between the two. The decision effectively provided a distinctly American identity to the holiday, focusing on celebrating the economic and social achievements of workers, separate from the more politically charged connotations of May Day.
Nice feedback, still on brand with the answer.
Maybe you’re the original hitchhiker.
That’s because 42 is the answer from the book hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, and subconsciously could permeate your thoughts. Not because is in 42 years or when you’re 42.
FrAgMenTaTiOn is nOt aN iSsUe
Couldn’t resist the prompt on the image. Got a few laughs out of it, so shared the output. Hope you liked it.
Also saw it gets lost and doesn’t include details of the books, descriptions and it’s just an outline.
Title: Goosebumps: Vapor of the Beast
In the heart of a bustling city, nestled between neon-lit skyscrapers and buzzing cafes, there’s a parking lot known mostly for its graffiti-covered walls and the occasional skateboarder practicing tricks. This is where our protagonist, Alex, a tech-savvy Zoomer with a keen interest in urban exploration, discovers something peculiar.
One evening, while streaming their urban exploration live on social media, Alex stumbles upon a sleek, metallic vape lying next to a skateboard, abandoned or forgotten. Its design is unlike any they’ve seen before, with a mysterious switch labeled “Beast Mode.” Driven by curiosity and the thrill of sharing something unique with their followers, Alex decides to try it.
As soon as Alex activates “Beast Mode,” things take a bizarre turn. The world around them warps and changes. The graffiti on the walls comes to life, swirling and morphing into grotesque creatures that seem to leap out of the concrete. The once-familiar cityscape transforms into a nightmarish realm, where every puff of the vape intensifies the surreal, twisted visions.
Alex quickly realizes that the vape is no ordinary device but a portal to a parallel dimension where their deepest fears and the urban legends of the city come alive. Each vapor cloud reveals another layer of this haunting world, peeling back the veil between reality and the unimaginable.
To escape this terrifying adventure and return to their world, Alex must navigate through this labyrinth of nightmares, outsmarting the monstrous manifestations of the urban myths they’ve grown up hearing about. With their savvy use of technology and a brave heart, Alex battles through, learning that some mysteries are best left unsolved.
As dawn approaches, our protagonist finally finds the way back, turning off the “Beast Mode” and watching as the eerie world dissolves into the morning mist. They leave the vape behind, a decision to respect the unknown forces that lurk in the corners of their urban jungle.
The stream ends with Alex’s followers left in awe, questioning the line between reality and digital illusion. But for Alex, the experience is a chilling reminder of the untamed, mysterious elements that exist just beyond the touchscreens and usernames, in the shadowy corners of their ever-connected world.

I did not have sexual relations with that man.