It leads to financial diabeetus.

Valuable mulch.

My plumber’s van has two hot stewardesses.

I always thought these were for ice cream.

a standard dual-flush to me

Commie toilets.

Bat soap holder.

Tossing them in the junkyard or destroying them won’t make anything better.

That’s where they end up immediately off warranty.

Only because Kim Kardashian did it on Insta

Try that trick on most US made cars, like a Mustang.

Dude. Elon Musk is alive and funding Nazi groups.

VW and AUDI leadership in the 30s died decades ago.

You will have a bad time looking up Japanese companies that made bombs for WW2. They had no choice in the matter.

I have one on my bike.

Who eats half a bag of chips?

Most fun things are.

Doctors concluded this leads to hysteria

They just need an excuse to buy a new phone.

Who’s wasting money on 1 cent toothpicks?

No one bought those. By the time any corrosion occured, you mastered the game.

Fake news.

Amethysts and essential oils. Men know there is only one essential oil… WD40.

People taking too much muscle relaxants.