I stay awake late being inefficient because I’m tired because I was awake late because I didn’t have enough time because I was tired from being awake late because I wanted more time to do things because I was not efficient enough with my time because I was tired from being awake late because

I just want to spend a day in bed reading…

Prove me wrong. The water is making people gay. Stop drinking water.

Uhh yeah but I kinda knew that already tho?

Y’know the economy is rough when the Hat Man has to sell off his hat

I wish that I contained potatoes…

Existentialist violent extremist just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

I replaced my blood with rocket fuel and now I’m transitioning five more times per minute!

Both! Both please

I have made two plushies this way and I feel an extra connection to them. I look at them and think “aww cute” but also “I did that!”

https://edunham.net/2016/04/11/plushie_rustacean_pattern.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9bjNCo3dk4

Hello I am trans and here are my rules for writing trans characters:

• give me fifty bucks

If you do not follow these rules that’s when it’s transphobia and the more you do not follow these rules the more transphobia it is. Now pay up.

Joking aside, I think that if you are respectful and not ill-informed then I would be okay with it. I can’t speak for other people though. I write “not ill-informed” because a lot of people pass themselves off as being well-intentioned while reflecting some very uncomfortable and strange biases or preconceptions. There is not an inherent problem, but there are potentially many common pitfalls that one should know of and avoid.

Oh look it has tassels!

Spent it on luxury bones (having teeth)

And most of it goes to my landlord and idk what he does with it

Caffeine is degenerate and a sign of gehenna. Fledglings these nights smh my head

Update: Sorry guys that’s not Chad that’s not him. It’s actually Not Chad who was the cashier who stuck me with all of those groceries and he added EXTRA because he wanted me stuck in that parking lot. It was part of some insurance scheme which he didn’t even do for money, he did it because he is a COMMUNIST and was trying to prove a point for an argument on the internet. Anyway that’s Not Chad so u cannot illegally sue me anymore bye

Oh that’s just Chad. He’s my hero. Chad saved me from being left for dead in a walmart parking lot because I had too many groceries to take in one trip. I’d been stuck there for 12 hours before he got there because I couldn’t carry everything. Sometimes god sends an angle to save u can I get an amen

Nice 🅱️utt

Ur body is already made of like 70% water and also its already warm. Just eat the tea bag, thats what i do.

Do not save him he is to birth the antichrist

Some people say that my computer is old and underpowered and has bad working memory and not much storage space and is woefully ill-equipped to deal with the modern world.

I put a banana slug sticker on it :)

Luckily this would never happen to me