My name is Taylor Swift and I approve this message.

[amulet glow intensifies]

That was not prepared for her.

Ballad of everyone who played it safe when Facebook came out.

Time crawls when your kids don’t speak to you during retirement.

You’re just out here doing the work of that one guy who uncensors stuff?

Numenor, please! Do you think Tom Bombadil was fixated on The Last Battle of Beleriand the whole time? As surely as the eagles have no allegiance to men, men will go back to war for the same things ad infinitum.