On the plus side, internet cable hubs you can patch right into on every corner. Sometimes several.

yep, recent phone&internet upgrade came with a phone notch right in the router

in case it takes revenge for bambi’s mother

Related: https://feddit.uk/post/26427912

mirror deer looks at real deer only with hate

holy chew that was excellent, thanks for introducing that into my life!

Why not Southend-onesie? That’s still London… somehow…

relevant yoosernaim

“make a copy of me, ditto!”
“sure, no problem”
*existential commentary*

how have I lived my life without ever seeing this

Each of those tasks was done by a fully grown adult. With time those adults had kids, and then those kids did those tasks. Through the generations we replaced those kids with individual machines, and then with more time we put those machines on wheels, and eventually those wheels grew up and became full grown adults.

if that’s a drinkin’ song, I raise you one with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ak-JkzfKc

(arguably the first anti-vaxxer song… but still a banger)

“hey sorry for draining your blood earlier, I dunno if it was a blood thing or a red thing but either way I should have waited until after your period.”

no

bucksfast

what are you, too good for chugging white lightning?

who the hell licks the lid?

I DONT NEED YOUR PITY
takes the hat treat and pops it in mouth. Its chewy and inedible, but through sheer force of will is swallowed down with triumphant tears
NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!