Isn’t that the literal origin story of the Jigsaw Killer in the Saw movies? Or something like that?

women are a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a…ok this ain’t gonna work for me.

The honorary even number.

“Waitperson” is kinda lame too, tho. Call them “waiters” ffs.

When we stopped calling female actors “actresses” we didn’t start calling them “actpersons”.

They didn’t fucking click “randomise”, I bet they intentionally made him.

Pantheism: “It’s all the same shit.”

Honestly, in controlled conditions, I think I can benefit humanity with this.

Telekinesis with no mass limit.