TRY SOME METAMUCIL, ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING?
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AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•sorry, i don't make the rules ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯English
24·1 month agothis is bi erasure smh my head
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•box drawing characters ruleEnglish
7·1 month agoDamn it I just lost the game.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•you miss every shot you don't takeEnglish
7·2 months agoI like your anole, but I’m sorry you’re stuck living in in a place with anoles and certain regional retailers.
Funny enough, there’s a brand of vodka made in Minnesota called Grey Duck.
How did it turn out?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•They took the fat bananas away from us ruleEnglish
2·3 months agoA really really big tunnel? It worked for the chunnel.
Fully automated luxury gay train communism!
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•snail digestive systemEnglish
39·3 months agoI’m sure someone would be into it, but I’d prefer not to have to shit on my neck.
Well, at least I’m not hungry anymore. 🤮
I wonder if that counts those of us who watched it after the fact on the official YouTube posting?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK: A real American Civil war will NOT be like Battlefield or COD.
441·5 months agoMy roommate watched a woman get dragged from her wrecked car, bleeding and screaming for help, being disappeared by ICE. They were recording and I’ve seen the video. I’ll probably never forget it. I carry a whistle now but I pray I’ll never need it. We’re like two weeks into whatever the fuck this is and I’m already sick of it. I’m tired of running to the window every time I hear a car alarm, I’m tired of wondering if I hear the wind or a whistle. I’m tired of worrying about more people I know getting abducted, and scrutinizing every vehicle that drives past if they’re going to fuck with me because I’m visibly queer and also trying not to be mistaken for the gestapo occupying my city. Is this an occupation? And I know war is worse. Fuck all of this.
My coworker got asked for papers by ICE at the gas station today.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•unexpected object in weighing area ruleEnglish
5·5 months agoKLUNK
My problem with winter is having to extract myself from the cozy blankets in order to earn money to survive. It’s hard, yo.
I medically transitioned nearly 15 years ago and my parents still won’t use correct pronouns for me, at this point they just look like they’re going senile. But they live in Florida and rural bumfuck NH in the summers so I haven’t seen them in person in like five years.
I was supposed to call today, but my mom hasn’t responded to my text yet so fuck em.
I tracked them down and they’re on piefed now and display names and such are odd over there, let me try tagging them.
Crosspost it to the shittyfoodporn community and see how long it takes them to figure it out.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.worksto
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Could have been a pruleEnglish
4·6 months agoI can absolutely spin myself as both; although while I have some legit sportsball bragging rights I’m under no illusions I was going to ever play above maybe D2 college level.
The burnout gifted kid weed use sure helps with my knee pain during the winter though.

Shout out to whoever has been adding the bike racks in my area, you’re the best. It’s incredibly helpful information.