It was worth the low price I paid, so yes. Thank you.

Ah.

I may not be wearing my glasses and I may have had some wine.

Oh sure, now that I’ve left Indiana, suddenly being queer is a good thing…

Oops. You are correct. Thank you. Fixing.

Possibly. I asked (and no one’s answered yet, so I still don’t know) if it’s still a Mercator projection if you vertically bisect a map of the Earth.

That is also a good explanation for how the Shroud of Turin could not possibly be an after-image of a three-dimensional person.

They could be both…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_(play)

It’s still a Mercator projection if you take a world map done in that way and cut it in vertically in half, isn’t it?

I don’t know, and I’ve also never used a dating app, but I’m swiping whichever direction means “no, I only date people with normal heads.”

I would, but I have a weak stomach.

Maybe it’s 7 or 9 depending on the cat. Like if it’s an especially assholish cat, the cat god grants it another 2 years of life lives.

(I have had a teenager talking my ear off all day and it has made me illiterate.)

Yep. Better than all three.

Name a French dish superior to Chicken Tikka Masala.

I’m more concerned about the fact that they think Austrians subsist on the corpse of a queen.

I’m amused too, I just felt the need to point that out.

Chicken Tikka Masala was invented in the UK. I can’t think of a single item of French cuisine I would choose over Chicken Tikka Masala.

I hope you don’t think I was serious.

No, then they double it. Santa Fe becomes Santa Santa Fe.

If you think that’s weird, I hear Santa Claus in Mexico is Santa Santa Claus.

An indigenous thing I am guessing. Especially since Montana and its surroundings were one of the areas that was the last to resist European colonization. Although the mapmaker shouldn’t have listed it as ‘nature,’ unless they’re talking about a beaver lodge or something, but I’m doubtful.

Better Greek mythology than the usual elves and dwarves and shit in my opinion.