Sussy name

Israel is the Tiananmen Square of most western media

We all know the correct answer is blue Mario

She certainly, *ahem*, arrives fast

Being ambitious isn’t always about becoming rich, just so you know. “I want to win gold at the olympics” is ambitious. “I want to join the Cirque du Soleil” is ambitious. Wanting to be among the best of any given field is ambitious and not necessarily about money.

This tweet would’ve been even better if it was from ~2014, because it was true even back then

Yes, and he can bend reality to his whim, so essentially a god.

had the capability to feed every human in the world for over 500 years

Not 500, more like 120 or so years. First thanks to the invention of refrigerated logistics (essential for transporting foodstuffs without them spoiling during the trip) and then thanks to the Haber-Bosch process of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere, which is essential for industrial fertilizers.

Famines since ~1930 could’ve been avoided if the “waste” surplus was redirected

Ugh, I felt the years weighing down on me, 1999 Sonic

For those curious, the approximate geolocation is 31.525350065955017, 34.433101055859076 . I don’t know how to see previous years’ satellite photos from Google Maps, but the most recent photos which seem to be from this year of 2026 show what seems to be several small tents. In a few places, you can still see blackened outlines indicating where bombs were dropped, in others there is rubble that wasn’t fully cleared yet, such as at 31.526064387304725, 34.44335546433405

Even if you go north on the map from that last coordinate, while it seems that most stuff is intact, you’ll often find one or two buildings that collapsed and the others around it are still standing, part of the “surgical strikes” by the murderous Netanyahu

God will _liars

And hypocrites… Judge you !

The perfect height for… Handling a staff

There was going to be rabbit haunch too, but the salt pile was used for some potion

Tonight

Going from “only imperialist” to “imperialist nazi” doesn’t seem like a big difference. UK and France weren’t exactly known for thinking the natives of their colonies were humans.

I can hear a faint, menacing bass sound when near her

The awful JPG artifact around the old man’s transparency is the cherry

Hiro Protagonist, slayer of the Demon King, savior of Kvatch, rescuer of princess What’s her Name.

Depending on their fighting skills, they could have a relatively easy time as martial arts teachers (martial art = anything fighting related). Their troubles would arise from the whole “why does society work like this?”

Pliers it is, then.

Unless they’re planning on buying marriage rings, then this should positively affect them (with a slightly lower, though still absurdly high price)