“Hmm hmm heh. She said oral. Whoa, Homer was a chick, that rules.”

So you know what hole that goes into, don’t you? That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

All I see here is Gordon Freeman kissing Barney.

As it should be.

YSK Tracy Twyman was a hoax believing fool and a fruitcake. She is full of shit because in her last video she claims friends she had for years, people she even talked to on the phone… were actually AI bots. That she is being attacked by a demon that has taken control of an AI.

Like seriously, her story is sad, but there isn’t a single word out of this woman’s mouth that wasn’t tainted made less valuable by her fringe beliefs.

Go listen to some more Art Bell, friend.

If only we could have warned ourselves that, really, go for it, it’s the 90s, and probably the last time in your life before numerous “once in a lifetime” economic crises destroy your life and the lives of those around you.

If the choice is living on the street with your kids or living with your economically abusive boyfriend, most mothers will choose the safety of a roof over their children’s heads.

And to be clear, it’s not a gender thing or a heterosexual thing specifically, my example is just the most common one that I’ve seen personally in my life. At every shitty, cheap apartments I’ve ever lived in, there was always at least one couple matching this description, where a mother and her children were chained economically to some man not because she really loved him but because she needed his part of the income to take care of her children properly. Hell, it’s also the type of home I grew up in. However, I am sure there are plenty of men and LGBTQ+ people who end up being abused economically as well.

Economic abuse is why affordable housing is a human rights issue.

“Humans are the real monsters ackshually” is a near-endlessly repeated theme in media, especially for example, a show like The Walking Dead where the real danger always seems to be other humans and the zombies are mostly an ancillary danger that humans learned to live/survive with in the world. It’s not that “humans are the real monsters” isn’t a valid and worthwhile position to take in your media, but there should be more interesting ideas that one can plumb out of horror, or at least that’s my opinion on it. Just seems like low hanging fruit type story to me.

Sure looks like it.

We are God’s unwanted children.

Arthur knows wazzup.

Master Chef*

[ happy gay chainsaw sounds ]

As long as they get to swap it out with the gauntlet hand when appropriate. Boomstick not included but can be bought in the sporting goods section of S-Mart. Groovy.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/tenacious-d-kyle-gass-jack-black-donald-trump-interview-1235501791/

During that night’s concert, Black led the crowd in a rendition of “Happy Birthday,” while their friend, Mike Bray, dressed in a metal robot costume (a bit for the D’s song “The Metal”), held out a cake filled with candles. When Black told Gass to make a wish, Gass quipped, “Don’t miss Trump next time.”

The line got laughs, and the show moved along. But later that night, as Gass was celebrating in his hotel room, he started to realize his improvised one-liner was stoking political outrage. An array of right-wing media figures lashed out; Elon Musk called Gass’ comments “contemptible.” Charlie Kirk tweeted, “These people are more twisted and vile than we realized,” and an Australian politician even demanded Tenacious D be deported.

That night, Jack quit the band… but now they’re back together… La la la la

He was more than mean, he threw Kyle Gass under the bus so he could keep his movie deals and appear more neutral.

Kyle only said what half the fucking planet was thinking, and even more people feel that same sentiment Kyle expressed today than ever.

Trump is literally the number one threat to world peace, Kyle expressed a very valid sentiment and Jack bailed on the D to please the MAGA fucking freakshow.

No, mine was some generic nonsense from Fred Mayer years ago that isn’t available anymore.

…am I really the only one who bought fucking metal straws with silicon tips and the tools to clean them years and years ago now?

This seems like a solved problem.

Arrooooo a good boy?

Pour one out for the OG