Let’s all join together in a chorus of Kumbaya. :)

Just ribbin’. I more or less agree, but when one of my own kids, that are now in their twenties, called me ‘boomer’ one time, you can be damn sure I set 'em straight. :) I’m getting kinda tired of being in the ‘forgotten generation’, and this is just a symptom.

I do try to keep up with the young folk’s slang as best I can. I think it’s adorable.

Not just bikes, I’m guessing.

E-bikes can go much faster, though. Kids on pedal bikes are inherently speed limited.

BAT!

Being anything for all eternity would suck. I don’t want to live forever. I’m not even sure about the rest of the week.

“Kids these days” has been a complaint from older generations for as long as there’s been language.

As much as I detest this pointless inter-generational conflict and dumb labels, if you start calling Gen X ‘Boomers’ don’t be surprised when you get pushback. If anything, Gen X has the biggest grudge against the baby boomers out of all. Those fuckers were our parents, and they sold us a lie.

Spoiler: I already was.

Does that mean I can call anyone under 30 an infant?

Pathogenic. I’m fucked.

He wants to fuck those animals, doesn’t he?

Ever read Hogfather? It is occult shit.

If you think that’s bullying, you’re in for a stressful life, friend.

If I had one of them I wouldn’t speak of it either.

Edit: Oof. We’ve got some Accord owners in the audience. Just riffin’, kids.

Play on hard, do you?

Fair enough. That’s sounds super dangerous, though. Sounds like they should be restricting trucks from using the left lane.

frequent breaking and subsequent acceleration

You’re doing it wrong.

Increase the gap.

“Jesus take the wheel!”

I don’t think he even has a driving licence.

The problem is unfettered greed.