“sijn” instead of “zijn”, “heul” is an accented version of “heel”. And there’s a w in fietsen to UwU’ify it. And maken has been shortened to make

Can someone translate to regular English? I tend to have a rough time with Australian accents :(

Makker, kokosnoten zijn geen specerijen

I’ll take a dogbite over social interaction /s

I’d convert it in my head, then double check if I did it correctly (proper amount of moved decimals) because I am stupid and will fuck this up if given a chance.

For me it’s like 3 disorders combined 🎉 three times the fun for the price of one

Seems like it… Very unnatural to me 😅

Omg I love it

This. I wasn’t too keen on it either, but I told them not to count down before sticking in the needle. If you’re not looking, you barely know it’s in there. For the most part it feels like it’s on the surface, about to in. It’s really not that bad.

Risky click of the day…

It was worth it.

Maybe they thought they said it doesn’t speak well of the actual doctor, forgetting the fact that they said “the system” rather than “your doctor” in the preceding part of the comment. I do stuff like that all the time and then when rereading I call myself a dumbass and fix it. Shit happens.

Impressions are unique views, maybe the click through isn’t unique? So if 60% of people click the link 7 times, you’d get to 420% click through rate.

Those people are unfit for life, so whatever. Just kill them at birth or if it’s too late for that, ASAP.

– those ppl, probably

The only thing he’s guilty of is sending unsolicited duck pics

I mean yeah. It was just an example to say it isn’t weird to feel uncomfortable with experiencing something you aren’t opposed to happening in general. Just the first thing that came to mind, idk

I mean, nothing wrong with that. I know my dad is an average male, and that he’s dating again, doesn’t mean I am especially keen to hear the noises coming from upstairs (I live with my dad).

Sex exists in many forms and that’s fine, but no one should feel pressured to “experience” or even “enjoy” it in any way if they don’t want to. And everyone should feel free to have their own opinions on their experiences.

Nice question

When you really want to marry your best friend but are definitely not asexual: I, too, will die alone :(

(She doesn’t want to marry me c:)

Undefined is counted as a separate gender

Ok who did this?