What are they gonna do, ban us?

It’s less corresponding parts of Velcro and more doubling up on the hard plastic hooks side and rubbing them back and forth.

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lol

Good trigger discipline.

Mr Bill?!

I’m not a smart person so I may be wrong but I don’t think that’s how shirts work.

Bobby Table’s evil cat?

Again. There is nothing any woman can do or be that deserves or prevents toxic abuse from gross people.

I’d like to redirect the attention back to their repugnant behavior by saying they were horny little creeps.

I remember her. I’m pretty sure she was arrested for a DUI in Florida. Her mugshot went viral and boys across the country lost their minds. They found her socials and address. It was a mess.

Get it before it’s gone.

It’s like when you’re bored and you go looking in the cabinets or fridge. When You don’t find anything good, lower your standards then check again.

Being the center of the universe, I already assumed I was immortal.

I am the center of the universe. Got it.

wtf am I seeing?

She should snap all the dicks off the statues.

The dude is only 8 inches tall?

Real bros are there for you when you need them.

Nothing beats waking up at the ass crack of dawn to a fire alarm bc your SO doesn’t understand heat settings on the stove.