I use flat surfaces after learning it tends to leave less shell bits than doing it on an edge

Smash it on my forehead. The egg goop runs down my face into my mouth. I eat the egg raw, shell and all. Then I do a primal yell and bust out another set of 20 reps. #legday

Smack em on the counter on the top and bottom, then roll em on the counter, pressing firmly with the palm to make a ton of little cracks. They’ll peel easily under water now no issue.

If you wanna be flashy, break a small hole in one end, put your mouth on it and blow hard, POP! NUDE EGG