Me, casually interacting without any actual romantic interest whatsoever: *Flirt Level: Legend*

My wife, who I adore: “Flirt with me!”

Me: “You are pretty and stuff.”

It’s so difficult to flirt when all I’m thinking is “I love you more than life itself.”

those three dots aren’t me trying to think of what to write those three dots are me starting to reply and then having a panic attack cause girl pretty