Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • mizu@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
    5·
    1 year ago

    I have only two days to prepare. I’ll also have to walk around a lot during those three days so I don’t think I’ll be able to survive with only one meal.

    • Badass_panda@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      If you need to walk around a lot, it’ll be tougher to do it on am empty stomach, but not impossible. You have plenty of energy stores to last 3 days unless you’re significantly underweight to start with.

      You will not be able to eat your daily allowance of calories for three days and not need to poop during that time. It’s just not a thing that’s going to happen for you.

      If you are determined to eat and not poop, eat protein bars, and take an anti diahrreal (e.g., Imodium). You won’t poop, but day 4-5 will be awful.

      • mizu@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
        2·
        1 year ago

        I don’t mind severe constipation as long as i don’t have to poop for those three days. Thanks a lot.

      • Ropianos@feddit.deEnglish
        0·
        1 year ago

        I’m not sure what “walk around a lot” means exactly but I’ve interpreted it as hiking and I’m fairly certain that you will have a very bad time when hiking for three days without ANY food.

        And why do you think that you won’t be able to consume enough calories without food? All kinds of drinks should have enough energy to sustain you, e.g. soft drinks, especially if you sweat and therefore drink more than 2l a day. In the worst case you can also just eat sugar.

        • mizu@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
          6·
          1 year ago

          I’ll walk to a certain place… Take a train to place 2… on and on until I return to my current location for a few days and can finally poop again before starting on the same journey again (but i can poop this time).