All I wanted was to not have to manually convert The Flea by John Donne into plain English, but now I can’t stop laughing.
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“It bit me”
Godsdamn Donne was a horny sod. “Look girl, virginity ain’t shit but a tiny pest. Lemme smash”
…if you did this to avoid doing your homework, you must turn this in. Your teacher needs a laugh, too.