All I wanted was to not have to manually convert The Flea by John Donne into plain English, but now I can’t stop laughing.

  • BaumGeist@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    “It bit me”

    Godsdamn Donne was a horny sod. “Look girl, virginity ain’t shit but a tiny pest. Lemme smash”