• Vanon@lemmy.world
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        Elon: “But millions of people follow me!”

        Nearest Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

        Narrator: In 2032, Musk infamously pooped his diaper in public, which finally led to his ousting at SpaceX, Tesla and the rebranded Titter. It didn’t help that SpaceX rockets and Cybertruck prototypes had killed thousands in recent years. It was soon thereafter found that Titter was actually 87% bots, most created in the early 2020’s by now defunct crypto corporations and various fascist dick-taters.

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      Transphobes: attempts genocide

      Transphobes: “omg ur terminology hurts my feelings you bigot 😭😭😭😭”

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      We do not get to decide what a slur is, melon husk does not get to decide what a slur is. The bigots do not get to decide what a slur is.

      That job belongs solely to the kids on Xbox Live