• Chriszz@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    who invited this shit covered stinky fatass to our party?

    no one wants to say it

    fuck it

    ask him to leave

    he mumbles something about “his spot”

    somehow manages to stand up with his massive obese frame

    pushes me over and sits on me

    weight of the world

    look at everyone for help

    they look away

    please help me

    eventually sits on other people too

    lie and tell him I’ll be his gf if he gets off me

    fatass agrees

    take longest shower of my life after and rethink my choices