anon: … i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you
girl: …
anon: probably shouldn’t have said that
Just joking, pals. Girls aren’t real, it’s governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don’t go out, don’t make a mistake
That’s where you’re wrong, kiddo
girl: thank you, you saved my life
anon: … i just stole it from you, so i can talk to you
girl: …
anon: probably shouldn’t have said that
Just joking, pals. Girls aren’t real, it’s governmental propaganda to get you out of your room and force into mind washing facilities don’t go out, don’t make a mistake
girl: thank you, you uh…looks at anon…uhh gotta catch a train b-bye! starts running
anon: I STOLE YOUR WALLET SO NOW YOU HAVE TO TALK TO MEEEE! REEEEEEE-shreiking
girl: runs faster