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4 days agoProbably not Doramad Radioactive Toothpaste then, if it has to kill you quickly.
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Let us model the poop rule as a predicate keep that maps the set of real world objects to {true, false} and a function poopy that maps the set of real world objects to the set of real world objects with poop on them.
For all x, keep(poopy(x)) = keep(poopy(poopy(x))), thus we can say that poopy is idempotent under keep.
Further, poopy is injective because there exist distinct x and y such that keep(poopy(x)) ≠ keep(poopy(y)). The proof by example is that you would keep a poopy million dollar bill, but you would not keep a poopy poop.
What do you do when the king dies?
That’s why you bring your own keyboard
Wait till you hear about the Colossus of Rhodes
This resume is far from a little silliness. It punched through silliness and came out the other side, making you question wtf the creator is thinking. Are they sabotaging their own job application intentionally? Are they so deep into the pony stuff that they think it’s normal?
But what if you do both at the same time? Continuously…
They have played us for absolute fools
Also RIP my teeth.
I’m always confused by these kinds of assessments people make with some unrealistic test. Lumber for building a house doesn’t need to withstand bites from a human jaw!
Years ago, Tesla advertised solar shingles that could withstand a bowling ball being dropped on them. Why?! Hail is a thing, but bowling balls don’t fall from the sky.
Extending this concept, let’s say I want to sell you a new motorcycle I invented. I won’t demonstrate how well it rides or how fast it accelerates, but I will show you how deep I can submerge it underwater before the gas tank crumples — 4000 ft! Let’s see Harley beat that.
Microsoft Incel, can’t get it hard
Cause Bill Gates’ 5G vaccine, libtard
Edit: sorry, that freestyle took a weird turn. Don’t do drugs, kids
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
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Yo da dub dub
(I’m the Scatman)
I beg to differ. This is straight up the second definition on Merriam Webster. It’s a poor choice of words if the author didn’t want readers to interpret it this way.
to value (something or someone) too lightly
Keeping the total pizza volume fixed, many smaller pizzas also means more boxes.
Please specify how long they lived or else someone will ruin it again
What, he’s like 1/6 the size, but he should be 1e-6 the size!
All in all you’re just a- Nother dick with no balls
I wish they estimated how fucking annoying their interventions were. Like you might be boosting clicks per minute in the short term, but it’s going to go down to zero after a week when I get fed up — when Netflix started auto playing videos, I threw my TV out the window.