First decade or so of adult swim is still peerless IMO

If a British person served that up in the UK we’d fire them into the sea

The hard boiled egg on a fry up is an absolutely feral choice

1. Something’s got to give
2. Something’s got to give
3. Something’s got to give now…

Edit: Huh, the first part is “nothing” not “something”, I’d have totally remembered it the same (even if OOP did this deliberately)

Let’s not forget Peter Thiel

make sure there’s space in the rocket we’ll be firing into the sun for him too

Do you guys not have pricing on the shelves in most places?

The only places that use price stickers around me are clothing places on the tag

I got £35

Isn’t that more like €40?

Ignore me I thought it was RMB not BRL

Can we anticipate strange?

I should watch the mighty boosh again

Yeah that’s a good call, definitely don’t smash the ibuprofen, but I think one dose is generally pretty low risk, given I believe you still need to be overdosing on the ibuprofen to get problems, at least that’s what a doctor told me when I asked a number of years ago.

The thing with alcohol and paracetamol/acetaminophen is it causes your liver to do something different than if you had the two separately. I’m not 100% I’m getting the terminology exactly right here but, If alcohol is taking up all of the “usual” enzyme a less efficient enzyme processes the paracetamol that’s less efficient at metabolising it, that enzyme produces a toxic by-product that normally isn’t created. That toxic by-product is what causes the liver failure if it can’t subsequently be metabolised again quick enough.

And don’t take it the morning after a heavy night of drinking, it’s like 10x more toxic in that scenario.

If you need a pain killer go for ibuprofen until like 24h after you finished your last drink

Chilli pepper: gets effective at causing pain

Humans: I’m into that

Chilli pepper: wait no

Well this seems niche

OP, what’s all this about?

I was not ready for that ride

I assume this wouldn’t work on Twitter

For this call to authority fallacy subversion thing to work there it would need to be an image with red bold text, an eagle/automatic rifle and liberal (lol) usage of a free Photoshop grunge brush pack for them to think it’s an official communication

Extra points if it’s an infographic that uses rifle bullets as bars on a chart

“LooksMaxingAdvice”

I remember when it was called “MaleFashionAdvice”

(Assuming the community is still gendered, given it’s generally incels using terms like that)

Yeah? Yugo and tell them that

Greentexts of course

I use a network ad blocker usually, but I mess it up sometimes and don’t immediately have time to fix it

Don’t worry, I’m usually living my best ad free life

I’m not seeing any of this lol

Last I paid attention, my ad algorithms thought I was really into fishing and cheap furniture for some reason

Do you have a version that isn’t 0.3 megapixels