Do snails climb up metal posts like this? I think kids are behind this, and I approve. I have seen them collecting snails by the dozen and carrying them around in their little grubby hands.

Still have it in my clipboard…

“Dear Jonas,” the president wrote to Norway’s prime minister, Jonas Gahr Støre. “Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT.”

Assuming the cat is a decoartive addition - what would curbs have to fear from cars? Isn’t it the other way round? If not, what would curbs have to fear from cats?

🎶 Pass The Dutchie on di left hand side 🎶

Still amazes me that those lyrics were written and performed by a bunch of teens & preteens and were a big hit back then.

“It comes in three flavors: stale, useless and moldy”

edit: look at the downvotes. Sheesh, I was just going with the joke. FWIW I’m typing this on a Debian Stale machine. Same as my server.

Good to remember that sometimes.

Could they be connected 🤔

I often do that before taking a piss though. Thought process: 🔔need to pee! => Drink water! => go pee.

I guess it’s a professional thing; I need to talk & move around a lot on the job and it really dries you out. There never seems to be enough time to hydrate properly.

Also single btw.

My favorites are bullshit debunking podcasts.

I can’t point to any specific episode.

I’m amazed how entertaing KnowledgeFight still manages to be - if anything, Alex Jones’ slow demise makes it even funnier - but they also dive into other topics more and more often, e.g. Fucker Carlson, or the history of christofascist talk radio etc.

Then there’s QanonAnonymous, who are still great but sometimes lack a bit of coherence. The best ones are usually when they have a guest with a topic. That British lady is amazing.

Conspirituality has grown a lot in my appreciation during the last year (well I did not know them before). Focused and calm but very sharp.

u/occasionallyvertical, what happened to you and your margarine? Did you go off grid, powering your house with it? Did you eat it?

Agreed, but this tweet is from 2020.

Isn’t it obvious? The fediverse is not safe from such things.

Best “Yo Mama” comeback ever.

I’d recommend Linux instead. Tested succesfully on a dead badger, should be safe for humans.

Sometimes I realize, after I met a friend, that we were just talking about me and I never enquired about their lives. Maybe I take the “How are you?” question too seriously.

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how do i best link communities again?

!piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com => !piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

It’s literally the title; they wanted to break the concept of what people consider “bad”

But it’s also just a century-old idiom for what happens to the main character.

The longer I look at this the creepier it gets. Praying frogs? Is that some sort of Dwarf/frog religious Communion?

Oof the world is full of good examples for this. Like the Torment Nexus, in every genre. South Park is another one - there used to be real Cartman fans. Also some thought it was a children’s TV show.