Kinky

I’m a little robo-curious

My older brother and I never greeted each other except with nonverbal communication, IE hitting each other.

They are all full already, of air.

I’m Karl Projectmanager, and you’re ruining my timelines

Which member of Shakey Graves would you flirt with, the vocalist, the lead guitar, or the drummer?

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Can we just give them coke Zero instead?

What happens if you’re already gay? Do you evolve into an ultra gay, or does it wrap around back to straight.

Bathwater > pasta water > coffee water

Otherwise it’s unhygenic

‘Take your kids to war’ day

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

😬

Figuratively me

You could do a comb-over

That’s actually just the tail skin that it shed when it entered.

Alpha males are mostly harmless unless you ingest them. Beta males are more dangerous, but a layer of heavy clothing can usually protect against them. Gamma males are extremely dangerous and should not be approached, especially if you’re holding a flathead screwdriver 🪛

Thank Allah that Usama Bin Laden isn’t alive to see this degeneracy

This is accurate. They might tie you up and do super mean things like make you wear slutty and revealing outfits, or spank you. Please be careful of me I mean them.

Time to kidnap a doctor from Tinder or Grindr.