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Figuratively me

You could do a comb-over

That’s actually just the tail skin that it shed when it entered.

Alpha males are mostly harmless unless you ingest them. Beta males are more dangerous, but a layer of heavy clothing can usually protect against them. Gamma males are extremely dangerous and should not be approached, especially if you’re holding a flathead screwdriver 🪛

Thank Allah that Usama Bin Laden isn’t alive to see this degeneracy

This is accurate. They might tie you up and do super mean things like make you wear slutty and revealing outfits, or spank you. Please be careful of me I mean them.

Time to kidnap a doctor from Tinder or Grindr.

You never know when Chrome will strike. Smart lady

Give it to me right between the eyes

Gatekeeping bigotry is a heckin wild take

Can I have both the oil and the pizza?

Rimworld_irl

Hyena clit has entered the chat

But muh queen, I dun want it!

They should never have been harvested from the tree to begin with.

By Karcher

This is why I feed my catgirl til she’s too fat to climb trees.

The cat was called the N word, wasn’t it?

Like that song by Cake, it goes “I like a girl with a short skirt and a long penis”