My Cabbages!!!

And will give you diarrhea like you wouldn’t believe. Their reputation was so bad they changed their name to Pizza Pizza. 😂

Why mess with perfection?

Slow apocalypse it is then!

And they’re the most scared too.

“This better not awaken something in me”

Personally, I think he’s tired of Tenacious D and this was a good way to kill it. Plus he has more money to lose than Kyle. And I’m sure there was some concern about a concert getting shot up, but I’m sure it was a distant third.

Because genuinely good-hearted, selfless, caring, hard-working people won’t do what you have to do to make that kind of money.

Fuck Jack Black. You stand by your homies. Even if they do something stupid.