“They trust me for some reason. Idiots.”

-Mark Zuckerberg, ç 2001-2002

Who makes grilled cheese with a sesame seed bun?

Pretty sure my blanket made of living dogs and cats does this nightly

I was suggesting the US cause I am American, and they can’t really make shit much worse here.

Send em all to the US. Hopefully they’ll piss off the fascists and end up in Alligator Auschwitz.

Look at this guy, not even spending 20 minutes to memorize his credit card numbers to impulse buy even easier!

I don’t know if this is true, but it is wholesome enough that I will choose to believe it.

I sleep in a pile every night, though I am the solitary human. My dogs like to cuddle.

That sounds like stepford wife shit. Sorry you had to deal with it.

360° handshaking? Wut?

I don’t eat food near beaches because of the seagulls. Never even considered that sand would be an issue. Damn gulls will steal anything they can.

I’m American and even I got this look when I read that sentence.

Even just mashing up roasted peanuts isn’t going to give the same flavor. It probably works texture wise, but I’m certain that my palette would reject the combination of chick peas and peanuts.

Not even a mention of Unitarian Universalist? They seem to be the most open and welcoming of the various sects of Christianity

Couglettes?

I’m 45. I think that makes me immune to them.

They’re out of line, but they are correct.

Since they said “gimme your money,” I assume they were trying to rob me. I didn’t get robbed, they didn’t go to jail.

I did delivery for almost 20.years. Never had a gun pulled on me, couple of knives though. My 6 D-Cell Maglight convinced those two idiots to go find an easier mark.

China seems to be proving this false. They are building the molten salt reactors that we designed in the '60s and never tested. Two major bonuses of molten salt reactors are that they are physicsly impossible to melt down, and they don’t really create nuclear waste. In fact China will probably start selling us nuclear waste disposal contracts since those reactors can use our waste as fuel.

They do create some waste, but the half-life of said waste is like 6 week/months, so it is safe after a few years.

I can’t find it now, but that particular protestor was interviewed a few minutes later. Apparently the costumes not only provide an effective cushion to stop pepperball ammo without it breaking, but the standard issue CE spray that LEOs are deploying is a chemical gel spray. They sprayed his belt and made the suit smell funny, but did no damage other than clogging the fan that inflates the suit.

Edit; goodnight. I’m off to bed. I’m certain that other lemmings will find the interview that I saw.