having alcohol as an excuse!

No sale! If a woman says she’s drunk I’m not touching. What kind of fool do you take me for?

Hell, I swap em. I usually don’t have to connect to a TV, but if I do I have the HDMI on hand and I’ll swap it with the 3.5mm, which I use more often so it’s usually in the chamber. You can hotswap em and everything, I love it!

I mean, I only got the ethernet module in case something happens to my wifi card and I have to wait on the replacement to arrive, and I like to use them during install just because.

But it’s nice to have it be an option along with microSD, SD, 3.5mm, HDMI, USBC, USBA, 1tb or 250gb storage, and Display Ports, that instead of a dongle fits nicely in the body like a GBC cart (the Ethernet has the rumble pak though). And on top of that, this is neat.

Looks like they’re the ones for the expansion slots, which come iirc in 250gb and 1tb options. The ports are modular, and you could forgo one (or three) say USB ports and replace them with memory (or ethernet, SD, MicroSD, HDMI, etc.)

Idk what is inside the cards, but there are files out there to 3Dprint a shell for one that can take the guts from a USB thumb drive to act as the same thing, which I’m gonna print soon enough.

Yeah let me just call my bank and- Ah, oh yeah, phone gone. DMV at least is all online now.

Btw, not all of us have only such trivial cards. If they get my wallet they also have access to some shit they shouldn’t through an RFID badge and another nondescript card I have to pay $100 and visit the sherriff’s office to replace, and a sentimental item or two that are irreplaceable, think family photos. I even have a decoy wallet lol, (rather a money clip with the “here, take it” cash and no cards) so they can steal that and if they get my phone too, fine but at least I’m not fucked with one move.

Oddly enough, the 5.56 rifle round, when tested, tends to penetrate walls less often than many self-defense handgun rounds - YMMV.*

*With proper rounds, frangible or hollow point. Steel cores zip through and even straight ball isn’t the best.

Important note.

Oh good so if my phone gets lost, I don’t just lose that I also lose my ID and cards too! Great plan.

Alligator*

Legal status of crocodiles and caymans is so far unspecified.

Fucking THANK YOU! I’ve been wondering what the abbreviation was for since some dude offhandedly mentioned it in a comment above. I didn’t want to have to figure out how to google all that lol.

Side note, however:

Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

Christian music

Its members rarely consider themselves Christians

I am now even more confused.

Don’t forget to try and move the truck, there’s a Mew under there I promise, my cousin got it!

How did you find out about the iChickens? That’s a trade secret.

Tbh the best way to avoid that is to use marketing instead of force, make carrying a reusable spork cool, market it differently to people (like for the woke say it’s green and one company that makes a certain spork is employee owned by gay people, for the trumpets say it’s good for their prepping or because the microplastics are estrogenating the children or some shit and also this other spork brand are god fearin’ christians unlike GaySporks, etc), until they become common like nalgene bottles were and then you can either just phase out the disposables or then pass your law with more support, or just let them be as emergency rations for if you lost your spork on the way to taco bell today or whatever and you need another.

Edit: shit, you could even have fast food and fast food+ style places rebrand a spork with their logo and sell them instead of giving away free disposables. Capitalism is the problem and it won’t go away? Exploit it against itself and make it work for the enviornment. To some degree it’s not only doable but probably easier than force through law.

You get a lot less support with “plastic straws are now illegal, go buy a metal one and some pipe cleaners to carry now” than if you figure out how to make the straws popular with everyone first.