Well fuck me!
Hey look, it worked!
Fuckity fuck fuck!
Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:
Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.
Looking to make someone laugh.
Self deprecation.
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Cake day: July 25th, 2023
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Winnipeg was the shooter! I knew it!
16·1 month agoMirrors shatter when I look at them. Children run away crying when I pass. Women scream and vomit when they see me. My mother says “you’re such a handso-… Bwahahahhah!! Oh I can’t even finish that with a straight face…”
The world just physically cannot handle how attractive I am!
Hell I’d gladly compromise for just: major nerd, loyal, funny and … Dummy fuckn’ THICK booty.
:P
5·2 months agoUnless I’m mixing two articles I read recently, the old man that claimed he was actually the shooter had pictures of little girls in underwear on his phone
When Kirk was shot an old man jumped up and said he did it because apparently he wanted to help the shooter get away but they weren’t connected as far as we know (that guy ended up having child porn or something on his phone I think weirdly enough) Then police grabbed another person who they thought looked similar to the shooter, but wasn’t him.
The shooter went home and eventually confessed to his father that it was him so his father contacted a local ex deputy friend and they brought him in. He was technically a sniper I guess, he used a rifle with a scope and I believe the distance he shot from was not insignificant.
Cursed sandwich from top to bottom:
Tomatoes, lettuce, meat, bread, mayonnaise, bread, onion, pickles.
I seriously don’t understand the end game here…
These people are stuck with this mentality of “labor is one of the biggest expenses a company has so we need to eliminate it” like ok… and that labor goes and buys a product, if not yours because it’s “luxury” then someone else’s. The owner of that company spends their money on your luxury products, but they only have money because labor bought from them and now you only have money because of that labor…
No labor, no money for anyone… It makes no sense.
Tomorrow… Yep. Definitely tomorrow.
Every day.
But that would eliminate a core part of
the author’s kinksworld building for this story!:P
“The author’s kinks”
The protagonist is an engineering genius so the women are always comfortable! It’s… Super Underwear… Yeah… That’s it.
:P
My book has none of this! The main character is just an engineering genius that gets rich and creates an army of women with no clothes but their underwear. They join him in an assault against an authoritarian government so they can reshape their country in a way that takes care of an oppressed population and removes the parasite class of corporate ownership, returning the means of production to the people!
Totally Unique!™®©
10·3 months agoThat’s a form of consistency at least! Lol
Final fantasy 11:
“DPS how are you?”
(2 hp left) “HASTE ME! HASTE ME! HASTE ME! HASTE ME!”
“…but… You’re going to die…”
“HASTE!”
Food uses water to grow, extracting water uses fossil fuels. Don’t grow food!
I have seen this a number of times before and only now did it click in my head that this is a literal catfish in the image lol
Me in the image for sure, but what’s hidden by the darkness: the noose.
We’re all just balls in the Baja Blast man.