Probably true, given all the (lovable) asshole cats out there.

Get therapy or read Mating in Captivity by Esther Perel

That shirt must have cost a lot, the patterns are so complicated. I wish I knew where to get a shirt like that.

When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. Any time. Breakfast, dinner, November 5 1955, July 3 2142, the late Mesozoic, the moment that the sun engulfs the earth. You can eat pizza any time.

How do they all have different expressions?

I keep thinking about his “there’s no point in invading lands anymore now, we are now a mostly peaceful world” thing as I read about Ukraine and Palestine

72 hours remain

This is the government’s guide to passports, not a private institution, right?

Gesundheit