Bhaelfur

Even Cooler Ranch Doritos, brought to you by The Blue Man Group and Eiffel 65.

I wonder how they think sticky pistons are made… And what they’re used for. Hmmm, time for some, um, er… “research.”

Nah, you can tell it’s a virus because otherwise it’d say “not a virus” and “totally real” with Abraham Lincoln vouching for it.

I did because I saw “Vampire Porn” first

I hate that this is how I learned about this, but somehow not surprised

I fell into a burning rule of fire

Women and I are in the USA and I are in the USA and I are in the USA

And it keeps repeating…

And he was a metal singer, went by Charlemagne, if I’m not mistaken

Is this Papa Roach’s new song?

Storm Troopers and Vader’s coming,

We’re finally on our own

Watchmen