It’s like, too generic for me to research, too interesting to just shrug and forget and also too weird to really want to know.

I feel like feet has already been extensively studied as a fetish. The foot-brain connection, Jules’ treaties’ on Foot Massages, and the popularized roll of feet in sexuality since… I dunno, forever? have made it the least taboo taboo out there.

I like the idea - I don’t want to send you an email back, here’s a thumbs up to show I’ve received it.

I hate the execution because I get an email telling me you reacted to my email.

According to raw numbers 16.44% of my profile is “Slightly Woke…” but according to my playtime 34.99% of my playtime makes me “WOKE!!!”

So, I guess I’m woke by action, not necessarily intention.

However

Sierra Knox is implied to be a lesbian.

I’m never playing Hitman again. Woke trash.

Federal Jobs are (previously) stable and offer good benefits. Pay is lower but you get guaranteed days off and clear expectations for work.

I’m straight as all hell and Angel can cuddle me if I can cry in private.

Grandpa only boiled twice

But that also means accepting when someone says “Nah, I’m good.” and leaving it at that.

I had my vertical display for Pinball FX!

I once had a Chaotic Good setup but now literally none of my four personal setups are here.

I got the fat ass triceratops though.

No, I’m the opposite. Ugly in this case means what you don’t see. I’m perfectly cromulent to look at with good (enough) charisma to have been described as “terrifyingly charming” before.

I’m just an asshole with a temper in reality though… Get those from my dad, I guess. Mom gave me the looks, Dad gave me the temperament.

The other guy said it “God willing” but that means like “Am I gonna stick to this diet? God willing.” and then you go eat cake like “Guess God didn’t will it.” or “See you at 7? God willing.” and then your car breaks down but you manage to catch a cab there in time - clearly God wanted you there.

It’s like a maybe more than a hopefully.

It also takes resources to onboard a new employee and you don’t want to spend that on someone who is gonna bounce in six months.

Gotta steal to eat, gotta eat to live, otherwise we’d get along, eh?

It’s like when your Pokemon forgets ‘scratch’ to learn ‘armed robbery’, still a normal type move with the same effect, just more powerful.

There’s a sidewalk on the left of the screen, by regulation a “highway” shouldn’t have a sidewalk so therefore the kid is likely playing in a boulevard or something else with a dividing median.

He thinks to himself “Yes, someone willing to kill me would certainly not shoot me in the head if my child was near there,” not thinking about the fact that many vital organs are below the child.

Kid might get hurt in the fall but to make an omelet and all that.

Like, when it was just YouTube, whatever, ya know? And when they said Movie by Michael Bay I figured they’d have to create a new model for the movie and that’d be that…

But then just to see the citizen’s head on the packaging…

How does that work? Does Valve get a cut for their models being used for this?