“Eat rocks. They’re a great source of minerals”
“Eat rocks. They’re a great source of minerals”
Dude could chop a tree down with another tree
“Mother I would probably pass on sexual relations with, although I do appreciate her as a person”
I prefer the chicken sand
I’m in the comments right now trying to figure out why cheap Japanese cars are in the meme
What’s the other definition?
I thought vore was “eating”. What is it really?
You are! “Applets and Cotlets”
Haha, it looks like somebody’s just mashing light punch
I feel like I’m in the minority, but I still get a little excited every time. Probably more due to “They did it! That’s sweet” than “I was right”. I think it’s because it still means it was made by somebody who cares
It looks less “hot” and more “already eaten” to me. My (completely uneducated) guess is that another pet was already helping remove it before the picture was taken
Please forgive my ignorance. It’s been a while since I’ve been on dating apps. Is the one on this post Grindr?
Get this man a research grant!
“No, wait. That one too, now. Weird. Oh, well. Here’s the next one…”
Yeah, in the end it turns out the cops killed them and hid the bodies
You know, you didn’t HAVE to post this. You could have gone the whole day without making us see this, haha
Confucius say: man who smoke pot chokes on handle
My humor is devolving. Why did I laugh at this?
Yes and no. There are plenty of people raised by same sex adoptive parents