My sister had a bird that would bite me on the neck HARD when I talked. I don’t think they liked my voice

I know a woman who prefers “dad bods”

“But, would frequently get into arguments, as shown by the fighting scissors”

Or parents/caretakers (e.g. babysitter)

Archer

I never got the impression garfield was picky, so probably not very good

That was my first thought, but then I remembered the tiny campgrounds I’ve stayed at. Now I’m imagining this guy only like 7-8 feet away from the family

That’s perfect. I’m voting for you for king of the world

But then the house will be lonely :(

It looks like a muzzle. I know a few folks who need this (gamer or not)

Yes and no. There are plenty of people raised by same sex adoptive parents

“Eat rocks. They’re a great source of minerals”

Dude could chop a tree down with another tree

“Mother I would probably pass on sexual relations with, although I do appreciate her as a person”

I prefer the chicken sand

I’m in the comments right now trying to figure out why cheap Japanese cars are in the meme

What’s the other definition?

I thought vore was “eating”. What is it really?

You are! “Applets and Cotlets”

Only two sexuals

Haha, it looks like somebody’s just mashing light punch