That’s perfect. I’m voting for you for king of the world

But then the house will be lonely :(

It looks like a muzzle. I know a few folks who need this (gamer or not)

Yes and no. There are plenty of people raised by same sex adoptive parents

“Eat rocks. They’re a great source of minerals”

Dude could chop a tree down with another tree

“Mother I would probably pass on sexual relations with, although I do appreciate her as a person”

I prefer the chicken sand

I’m in the comments right now trying to figure out why cheap Japanese cars are in the meme

What’s the other definition?

I thought vore was “eating”. What is it really?

You are! “Applets and Cotlets”

Only two sexuals

Haha, it looks like somebody’s just mashing light punch

I feel like I’m in the minority, but I still get a little excited every time. Probably more due to “They did it! That’s sweet” than “I was right”. I think it’s because it still means it was made by somebody who cares

It looks less “hot” and more “already eaten” to me. My (completely uneducated) guess is that another pet was already helping remove it before the picture was taken

Please forgive my ignorance. It’s been a while since I’ve been on dating apps. Is the one on this post Grindr?

Get this man a research grant!

“No, wait. That one too, now. Weird. Oh, well. Here’s the next one…”

Yeah, in the end it turns out the cops killed them and hid the bodies

Gyet 'em!