Scrub Mommy is twice as useful around the house as Scrub Daddy, so it tracks with real life.

It would dry out pretty fast and need frequent watering, but the air permeability of the denim would keep the roots from binding, so it actually would probably result in a deeper root structure and better yields.

Does this cause you anxiety?

You’re so eggy

Forced genital mutilation on people that are unable to consent.

How do you feel about female genital mutilation?

I bet they’re rich from all of the royalties.

If those kinds of assholes are the ones going to heaven, I’m glad I won’t be joining them.