I haven’t played Helldivers in a hot minute, but i didn’t really get the complains a lot of people had. I played on helldivers difficulty, and got matched up with pretty good people usually which made the game pretty fun and kinda too easy. I played with the weirdest meme loadouts and it was still alright, after learning the game obviously. People were duper salty when their gun didn’t one shot everything and the game got too hard. But you can always play on a lower difficulty? No?

I play a loot of deep rock galactic, and the game is much harder, and with their last update, you can raise the difficulty even more without mods. And no one complains that their favourite gun doesn’t kill everything in one hit.

Next on marvel what if: what if spiderman was a tiktok zoomer.

They should stay in the store.

You can also turn it around and use it as a bonk hammer

Which would be so much funnier. Wanna fuck with me? A certified MAN CHILD?

When i grew up, i liked sex scenes in movies, because where else would you see it? There was no interet. Now i really don’t like sex scenes because they are pretty much always stupid and pointless, and i see more a creepy ass director jerking himself off. I started to see the same thing with feet and it just feels creepy. I don’t really like feet to begin with, but ever since i realised that a lot of people have a foot fetish, i’m starting to see it in movies, where there is no reason for people to be barefoot. Like in the earlier marvel movie where women just randomly walked around barefoot for absolutely no reason.

Nudity is kind of the same and i find it mindblowing that it still works. I still hear dudes say that they like … Movie because … Shows her boobs. I find it even grosser, ever since i learned that nude scenes are usually shot first, so the actor is less likely to back out or they have leverage.

It’s nuts, isn’t it? It’s insane how much they celebrate celebrities. Even people like gotti for example, they cheered him on, waving american flags in front of the courthouse. I was at a comic con where the hodor guy was there at the height of game of thrones. They had a huge line planned, but no one was there. I thought, since no one was in line, it would be funny to get a signature for a friend of mine who was super into got. I walked to the very front and saw a sign of how much they charge for a signature and just laughed put loud and turned around. Then i realised that’s what everyone did there. It’s not that no one was there, all the people who stood around there were people who already backed out of the line. And if there was a line, no one would wait in line to see mr. Celebrity.

Nah i think that price belongs to vince.

I’m a cunt and i blame it on men.

Gottem

That’s so obscure and crazy and could never happen in real life. Like agin a city called Darmstadt or something.

I’m on the edge of my seat here

Women are looking forward to seeing you tomorrow

I had a friend wo wasn’t at all into video games. Like to her videogames were still the Smurfs on the nes, the last game she played. At some point i figured that she might like the sims. I fired up ky laptop and sowed her the sims. I haven’t played the sims since the very first sims came out, and even then i played for maybe 3 hours in total. I got intrigued myself, so i let her play and went up to my pc and played myself. We absolutely got lost and played for like 5 hours straight.

I went down and she proudly showed me her sims family, nice home and all the neighbours liked her. She threw a nice party and had her third baby. She wanted to see what i did. And i was like: uhm, i don’t think we play these games the same. My sim was a multi millionaire in a shitty house with a sweatshop in the dungeon.

Some dude saluting a flag when the brainwash song is playing is looking and this and thinks: these damn brainwashed russians are so dumb

Better play it safe when americans are online.

Soviel ist klar.

I’m so embarrassed that i watched that movie about 20 times around the time it came out, and i only recently learned that bob odenkirk blue screened himself into a different movie, speaking all the lines himself. Somehow i just thought it’s a funny movie that looked old.

I’m not sure. But i guess the way my dad uses oils is not healthy

You must be fun at parties. Who hurt you?