I fire roast my tomatillos and serranos before making my salsa, that’s why it’s green and hot as hell, and also doesn’t taste anything like raw veggies.

This isn’t Hanlon’s razor here. They know exactly what they’re doing, and they’ve absolutely thought this through. While 47 might be a petulant manchild, the people he’s surrounded himself with are as dangerous as anyone.

You might be talking about me here, but I drive a lot of sales and keep us going.

Tell me where to send the donuts, I got you guys covered.

Needs more oil

like if there are too many spots on thing, it freaks me out.

Like freckles on a person? Honest question, I’m genuinely curious and trying to understand.

Thank you for bringing back the best game of my childhood.

I’d be ok with a girl this much taller than me. Where my 7 foot tall queens at?

1. cover your palm
2. throw shuriken
3. aww yeah

“Withstand voltage” is what got me.

7/10 meme, I got a chuckle when I saw “mandatory voluntary “

Imagine how mad the marines would be if they could actually read this.

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