You might be talking about me here, but I drive a lot of sales and keep us going.

Tell me where to send the donuts, I got you guys covered.

Needs more oil

like if there are too many spots on thing, it freaks me out.

Like freckles on a person? Honest question, I’m genuinely curious and trying to understand.

Thank you for bringing back the best game of my childhood.

I’d be ok with a girl this much taller than me. Where my 7 foot tall queens at?

1. cover your palm
2. throw shuriken
3. aww yeah

“Withstand voltage” is what got me.

7/10 meme, I got a chuckle when I saw “mandatory voluntary “

Imagine how mad the marines would be if they could actually read this.

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