I don’t know how commendable it is.

Sure, we’re not changing anyone’s minds, but perhaps we can shame them hard enough for their moronic views that they think twice before they open their mouth next time.

Hey, teacher…

Here, you seem to have dropped… Oh.

Bun in the ovrn

Maybe it’s an evolutionary thing. People who are attracted to what they see in their locker room have extra incentive to stick with that activity, giving them a performance edge.

Brazil man. Some estimates that 15% of all electricity generated in the country gets stolen.

While in general it is true that alcohol slows down the central nervous system (hence, “a depressant”), it also activates reward-related pathways, which is why it causes the widely known sense of euphoria.

Here’s a study where they MRI the brain to confirm it.

It also seems to depress fear-related pathways, which explains drunkard’s poor decision making, but adds to the happy feeling if you were stressed or anxious.

Trans mission fluid confirmed.

All the code has already been written, and building software is about piecing together stack overflow posts.

Discuss.

Wait, what? There are people out there who call Klonopin “rudolph”?!

Ill be honest, I was expecting you to mention how The Undertaker Threw Mankind Off Hell in the Cell, but alas, it was not to be.

Happy pen licking!

Not if you season it with some avocado oil first! Add a pinch of ground white pepper, or if you’re feeling really brave or vengeful, some extra spicy sauce.

Keeping your pens safely inside your pants is always sound advice, but I wasn’t aware that there’s so many maimed pens out there…

Why did the British called all their tanks “Mark”?

(I’m working in the punchline)

I mean, technically the time that the bible implies anal sex is bad is that time where some guys from Sodom wanted to rape a couple of angels who were disguised as men.

It strikes me that the lack of consent would be the issue here, yet somehow the takeaway for religious people is that gay bad? I don’t e

I’ll grab us a nice cup of tea and a blanket, and we can reminisce about the days we could get up from the sofa without pulling one muscle or other.

Yes.

Reuters’ fact checked it and called it false.

https://www.reuters.com/article/world/-anti-marijuana-advert-that-warns-about-the-devils-lettuce-was-not-created-b-idUSKBN28P2DU/

This probably is on LinkedIn

Fake: anon claims to be straight.
Gay: violently so.

Checks out