My incel cousin refers to women as “chicks and babes”. Then if he sees an unattractive woman, refuses to call them anything.

It’s really frustrating dealing with him because he constantly whines about his loneliness and isn’t aware how his small mindedness is causing people to bail on him.

Y’all get podcasts from Spotify?

That’s weird.

Ah yeah that’s me.

The difference is where Orange Man actively instigates violence. Everything out of his mouth comes from a egotistic or selfish perspective.

Where me mocking idiots on the internet is more about shutting down bad ideas from spreading.

No kidding. Nextdoor is a disaster.

I checked in recently and this literally was my news feed

1. Dance in the park Event
2. Free boxes
3. Bar has new sandwich
4. WHY IS BLACK TEENAGER WALKING ON SIDEWALK
5. Pictures of a rainbow

Self-professed Nazi: “Why does everyone keep macing me?”

This sounds technically possible

If you throw something in the trash/recycle bin, it instead encodes the file into base64, then automatically tweets it out before removing it.

The question is how many tweets can you post in an hour. I can see you hitting the rate limit pretty quickly.

I always do a double take whenever I see any car made before the 2000s.

Yep. Kinda.

Im hitting 40 and those memes about being thankful for not being a part of the whole dating app weirdness is real. My two friends who are single and my age are sick of dating anyone under 35.

I use that “call my phone” option all the time on my browser. 95% of the time, it’s on top of something like a shelf.

Nah. It just means that you have a healthy relationship with the internet and those who recognize most of it should go touch grass.

Controversial opinion. I love apps.

(Only because in my company, we created a app team to hire more developers and while our website absolutely doubles as a really fucking good web app, we hinder it in order to keep our app developer homies employed.)

I’ve learned the Facebook app actually causes a lot of battery drain. And those who uninstalled it suddenly found their phones lasting twice as long.

I wouldnt know as a non FB user.

Yeah someone called it out in the comments.

This template is for over the top exaggerations.

Ew, reading?

(Joking btw)

But I don’t want a app to get audio tours.

I want a app to make their body spin 360 degrees. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

There’s a lot of reasons to use a app over a browser.

Speed is not one of them.

As a web dev, we can absolutely provide you faster experience. Depending on the service and needs, we can blow any app awaym

But a app can access hardware tools that browsers cannot.

Same energy - whole different thing. I remember in 2005 having to install a special printer software. You can install the drivers, but to understand error messages, you needed “the suite”.

So furious at the ordeal, I hoped that the future, we don’t have to deal with this.

Apparently the future hates us and we are STILL dealing with this

Insta. Facebook. In fact all social media that only lets me see 3-4 messages before demanding I log in. Fuck. You.

Can you explain this? I’m a very stupid person.

I did a price comparison three years ago when I was exploring laptops and the price for a Framework was really high. Like it was “cheaper to buy a used laptop every three years for a decade before I break even on a Framework” high.

I’m not knocking it at all and I think it’s a great idea. It just the cost is so high, and they don’t have the means to produce where the price is at a consumer level.