I don’t even go to places where a cave is a option!

How I felt watching this movie growing up.

Truth.

I hate on HR. But I do not envy them having to pour through thousands of shitty applications.

We got about 7 stage-2 interviews out of 2000 applications. (Stage 1 is just the introduction and checking if they’re not a bozo. Stage 2 is actual dept folks)

At the entry level, it’s extremely tough now. You’re competing against engineers who are willing to work remotely for less. If you don’t have a portfolio, in my company, youre pretty much a NO.

It’s absolutely your geography. I lived in a town with very little tech folks, and I was chasing after every lead I could. Moved to a tech hub, and I was turning down offers left and right. I was also speaking at conferences and doing a lot with the tech community - doing hackathons and contributing to open source while I was unemployed.

I identify as a man and accidentally went into the women’s bathroom at the supermarket.

It smelled like blood, tampons on the floor, and there was a woman crying in the stall.

I’ll take the piss floors.

I shared this before. The war on NPR for reporting facts in the past years has forced it’s editorial team to “soften” some of these facts so conservatives don’t get triggered. They receive public money from the gov and all.

Shit didn’t even exist until like 10 years ago from my perspective.

NGL in college, I absolutely had friends who came over just to get into fetal position in a safe environment while I played video games.

Eh. How much do you like feelings of conflict?

Can these kids donate them to protect our CEOs? Our CEOs are our most valuable asset

Jokes aside… If you’re helping your homies recover from a party, you’re the real champ.

Any food tastes good when you just woke up from a bender.

The Avengers XXX saw its DVD debut May 1, a full three days before Joss Whedon’s big screen epic began smashing box office records.

Of course, without an already released source upon which to draw, that meant Braun and co-screenwriter Mark Logan had to concoct their own original story, and in so doing, they added a few things sure to please comic fans aplenty: Namely, the characters of Ms. Marvel, Sharon Carter, the Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, Spider-Man and Spider-Woman (in a bonus scene) all join the party here,

You don’t know how gay my sleeping is.

My wife complains when she doesn’t wash her hair after a few days and I’m just…

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

I’m mentally trying to process how that would work.

I’m pretty sure you can literally upload anything. Like I bet I can make a quick game called “I’ll erase your hard drive” and the first thing you do is allow me to get admin/sudo access.

And that might live in itch until it’s manually removed. (As opposed to automatically)