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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • women are u wanna start with a conte the bed in a way that makes it difficult to get back from the night before we can just meet up with a conte the bed in a way that makes it difficult to get back from the night before we can just meet up with a conte

    what the heck is a conte ive never typed that in my life












  • Caboose12000@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneRule
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    8 months ago

    this is the main reason I’ve been slowly removing sarcasm from my personality. it’s not fun when so many people are (understandably) not in on the joke, or worse when you realize someone you were joking with was actually being completely serious. I’m just tired man, feels like half the worlds gone insane







  • I love pangrams! I even have a list of all my favorite ones:

    • Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets
    • Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes
    • My girl wove six dozen plaid jackets before she quit
    • who packed five dozen old quart jugs in my box
    • Jim quickly realized the beautiful gowns are expensive
    • The wizard quickly jinxed the gnomes before they vaporized
    • the quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf
    • a wizards job is to vex chimps quickly in fog
    • Heavy boxes perform waltzes and jigs
    • A very big box sailed up then whizzed quickly from Japan
    • Jack quietly moved up front and seized the big ball of wax
    • The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
    • A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats
    • Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs
    • Grumpy wizards make a toxic brew for the jovial queen