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People who say “dead chat” are the dirt beneath my feet. Oh? Really? The chat is dead? Thanks for letting me know! I’m sure this acknowledgment will sprout life back into the chat at once.

Saying “dead chat” is a waste of metaphorical oxygen. You want to revive chat? Bring up how your bathroom has mold, that you got your sister pregnant, send a meme, send ANYTHING but “dead chat.” It does nothing but waste notifications and time.

I know I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but I’ll die on that molehill.

“That’s Bwuh.”

“Huh?”

“No. Wrong.”

I am terrified thinking about how many pilots or aircraft engineers zerk off to aeromorph porn. There is too much plane porn online, some of you people are lying about being innocent.

Would For both

Happyroadkill moment. I remember when he used to draw that anthro donkey and elephant both tognue-punching each others’s fartboxes. Not anymore, tho :(

Modern day political discussion is ruined now that they stopped drawing them

I feel like it would be cool to have a mass decapitation using those scissoring mechanisms. Just stick the billionaire— I mean I cops— I mean Nazis— I mean —

—heads in each of the holes in the scissors, and let er rip. Maybe we can do it as an act of trying to 1 up France?

It’s either that or the window shade man I fucking hate light

Idc if I have to take Vitamin D pills, I am eyestrain-maxxing rn, alright? I’m a cave-cored darkness-cell on my monitor-light-arc

Mrrrreeeow :3 Brrrrmrreeeeow Ɛ:

edit: shit sorry I forgot this is my main acc how do you delete a Lemmy comment I don’t know what Google is