I can hear the galaxy map sounds like it was yesterday…

On some bridges that have high suicide rates they have phones connected to crisis services

lmao #3 is how they do it in bojack horseman. There’s an intelligent chicken who has a “lesser” dumb chicken farm

But scuba spelunking gives you the worst of both. Easy to get lost, easy to get stuck especially because you have a big tank on your back, if you let silt kick up its easy to get turned around and lost in the cave, and of course you also have a limited air supply.

That or you were holding your breath in anticipation of the puff lol

Do you have a top 10 soups to watch

I think if you have any internet connection at all spotify still tries to phone home when you play a song to add it to your algorithm and ad data

i hate it i hate it i hate it

Yes. Into my stomach.

45 to 50 min is a good rule of thumb, but it depends on your metabolism and what you’ve eaten recently. To anyone reading, know yourself and know your substance.

not wrong

At least the jets lasted longer than the game

cow tools

cow tools

“Hello, my job title is Analysis Engineer” and other statements for the completely deranged.