Now draw someone saying his name

Note: Guten Morgen, Sonnenschein is very common in German

You know the German “gender asterisk”? Well, how about “cishet*”? This time, the asterisk is not for fuzzy string matching (like on computers) but footnotes (like in typography; the footnote is shown here for clarity but would not be in practice).

* femboys and twinks are welcome too

I know it’s a meme but… victims of car crashes are not just bad drivers

It’s a mistranslation. Maria is German, and they call pasta Nudeln (The word Pasta exists too but Nudeln gets arguably misused to described pasta often)

Edit: German is my third language. Best tag @instantnudel@feddit.org − Feddit.org’s Nudeln expert − to weigh in

Correction: NB should be written as 𝑛/𝐵, which is short for “𝑛>1 sentient entities per body”. /s

On the slim chance this isn’t a shitpost, OOP might want to check out Pluralpedia and More than One. Most NBs are actually happily singular.

Additionally, the perception of multiple entities in one’s brain may be harmful, in which case it should be consulted with a psychiatrist for treatment as multiple personality disorder.

Enjoy life. It’s not worth it to miss out on stuff just to give us daily posts, as lovely as they’ve been

No spoiler warning?!

Yes, things change. No country used metric in medieval times, now It’s mostly just the US that refuses to. It’s their lack of experience that leads to abominations like “kph”, “sqm”, “kgf”, “cc” or “MFD” (micro? milli? megafarad?). Only minor updates have needed to be made to the metric system: most recently the kilogram is no longer based on a piece if metal in Paris but constants of the universe. Unless you’re weighing to 8+ significant figures, there is no difference. Meanwhile the US ton/metric ton (10%) and mile/nautical mile (15%) difference causes confusion somewhere every day.

Units are meant to be cross-language. If you want stupid units and ad-hoc abbreviations, use the imperial system. They have PSI (lbf/in²) and mph (mi/h), where one has “p” for reciprocity (“/”) and another nothing. And imagine the chaos if other languages used imperial units and abbreviated them: see Wikidata for inch, including 100+ language versions

㎤: Correct
㎖: Correct
㏄: Get the fuck out of here. Standards in physics over industry conventions.

(Yes, I’m using the single-character, CJK-fullwidth forms for cm³, ml, cc to achieve vertical alignment)

Guilty of… not being horny? What sound is made when one goes to not-horny jail in your universe?

CW: straight

That’s a genuinely awesome photo. Cats don’t do anything on demang, of course not yawning.

I once had a great conversation with a pair of women with lesbian flags. Saying goodbye, I told them to beware of the evil and intimidating horse, not realizing it might sound threatening rather than a “you’re an awesome lesbian couple” compliment to people not terminally online. I think they imagined it was one of these.

You deleted yesterday’s post? Now we won’t know what you sacrificed blood for!

Carbon acrow perfec t for put in baby mouth to e\at! no problems ever with carbon acrow because good and Organic Food for baby small tummy of weak baby mouth.

https://lemmy.one/post/34289895

Boyshorts?

Both are cute but the top left one is very much a cat.