• 9 Posts
  • 616 Comments
Joined 2 years ago
cake
Cake day: June 23rd, 2024

help-circle









  • not seductress powers

    You do realize your posts make people on Lemmy horny, right?

    Anyway, I’ve already been your protector. It’s just that no intervention has been necessary. Yes, it was a little unprofessional to leave you alone outside for 5 minutes but I thought you’d be safe hugging the Blåhaj you’d unwrap. I don’t have that much experience though so if you feel like I’m being inappropriate (whiteknighting, for example), please call it out so I don’t keep embarrassing you and myself.


  • Maybe I should get something that looks like a tactical vest that says “𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘” instead of “𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬”. You’ve been transforming and I’m helping you come to terms with your newfound and growing seductress powers. You must not use them for evil, like offering your body to bigots (they would hurt you and become more likely to attack other magical girls). I can’t cast protective spells but I’m big and heavy enough to make most singular men reconsider any physical attacks. I can also use a sign or something to look for opportunities in your quest. I wish I could give you fashion advice too, better find a girl guide for that. And yes, I will leave you alone or alone with someone if you decide :)




  • Thinking quickly, Dave I constructed a homemade whiteboard with a nothing but key rings, sticky tape, and whiteboard

    Really, I couldn’t find my handheld dry-erase sign 15 minutes before departure so I hastily halved a partially damaged whiteboard I had into an OK one with manageable size. I figured it would help us approach people, and it definitely did. I laminated the colored shapes the day before, making them dry erase surfaces too so we didn’t have to sacrifice writable area to paste them. I first used the “rights” slogan to survey the Prague metro and the event and see if anyone gave me a look of disapproval, and when nobody did I used this fact to encourage Miisha to go ahead. I offered her to write whatever she wants: make it about Arch only, or even solicit hugs, breast foddling etc… In the end she only wanted a few letters changed halfway through, and I did that in a lazy way, resulting in a “don’t dead open inside” ambiguity.