Uhh kinda feel like a teacher should be able to actually write all 26 letters correctly.

Ah yes, the Vickie Mendoza Diagonal

Yeah but 30% of the information in French are the “uhhh’s” lmao

LMFAO PNY USB that’s poetic

Can I just be a millionaire? 750,000 aire? Tbh 300,000 would solve every conceivable problem in my life

Best episodes of his shows:

Beitruit, Lebanon (NR)

Paris, France (NR)

Basilia, Brazil (PU)

Tokyo, Japan (PU) - my favorite

Vietnam (NR-PU)

God I miss him

Did you know…

Lmao exactly how I read it

It better not be shitting on Gamefaqs, that site is iconic

I mean that French headmistress seemed pretty happy

I’m surprised more things aren’t measured in football pitches

I drink root beer so rarely so I guess a sixpack and no England.

I… kinda wanna try it

“the trouble with arsenal is, they always try to walk it in”

Latin languages:

Ok I’ve got the wildest related story. Flew domestic Lufthansa from Germany to Paris and they gave out free prepackaged sandwiches kinda like this.

To this day I need to track down that sandwich manufacturer (was some German brand) next time I’m there. It was amazing. Simple ham and cheese on wheat. The cheese was think and velvet soft, airy light bread, and equally thick cuts of lightly salted ham. At the perfect chilled temperature.

Again, all for free on like a 50 minute flight. Easily one of the best airlines out there. Loved riding on their A380s.

God I miss proper sourdough living in SF. It’s the one thing bodegas here in NYC don’t do right. AK Subs in soma SF has the greatest sourdough I’ve ever had, used to live around the corner and literally would order from them 2x a day sometimes. Was so awesome having my own sandwich too. Lmao they knew my caller ID.

Ok quick someone Children of Time a version where dinosaurs discover us! Lmao

Today we experience: quantum mechanics!

Prepare to not exist!