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Cake day: June 1st, 2023

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  • CrabAndBroom@lemmy.mlto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBr(ule)eed
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    1 year ago

    In my experience it’s the orange and white ones you need to watch out for. Orange ones seem to be dumb but dopey, white cats are full of evil chaos but orange and white ones seem to get the chaos part and the dumb part. Just pure undirected non-stop dumb energy lol.


  • Proposed solution:

    • Make sign that says “please keep this area tidy.” Send to supervisor for approval.

    • Wait 5 minutes

    • Make sign that says “please keep this space tidy.” Also send for approval.

    • Wait for supervisor to ask why 2 different signs were sent for approval.

    • Say you’ll look into it

    • Do nothing for 2 hours

    • Put up a sign that says “Keep this area tidy. Thanks!” Maybe add some clipart for spice.

    • Tell supervisor “turns out there was a mixup with the drafts but I went ahead and took care of it.”

    If done properly that could probably kill half a day or more.




  • I tend to use a Mac, Windows and Linux at various points throughout my day, and as far as I can tell the errors seem to be like:

    Linux: this went wrong with this process or file.

    Mac: the stars have aligned incorrectly and we have lost our way, perhaps fate will one day bring back your Libreoffice file but there is no way of knowing

    Windows: either a blank dialog box with ‘okay’ and ‘cancel’ on it, which both do the same thing, or an error report with 400 pages of nonsense in it, or the computer just turns off while you’re still typing.





  • One thing I really don’t miss are the posts that are like:

    I like chocolate.

    edit: okay guys, I get that some of you don’t like chocolate, I was just expressing a personal preference.

    edit 2: i understand that some people have had distant relatives who have died from eating chocolate, I meant no disrespect to the chocolate-averse community and I’m deeply sorry.

    edit 3: someone reported me for suicide to the admins and someone else said I was spreading hate speech, gomna take a break from reddit for a while